Little Red Riding Hood and grandma attacked by a wolf!

By Maija Palmujoki

Little Red Riding Hood was going to her grandmother’s house while she ran in to the big bad wolf. Apparently they had a short conversation where Miss Hood told the wolf where she was going. The police believe that this was a critical mistake, and say that whenever you are going to your grandmother’s house alone and you run into a talking wolf do not tell it where you are heading. Miss Hood unfortunately didn’t know this.

A short while after the chat with the wolf Miss Hood arrived to her grandmother’s house, but was terrified by the way she looked. Miss Hood told the police that she knew her grandmother was sick but she wasn’t expecting anything like this. “Grandma looked very hairy, and her nose and teeth and ears were massive! “, Miss Hood states. If only Little Red Riding Hood had realized that this certainly wasn’t her grandmother she could have avoided the traumatic event that was about to come. “I asked grandma a few questions about her appearance because I just had the feeling that everything wasn’t quite right, and then… it happened”, Miss Hood says and busts into tears. Apparently the wolf had ran to Grandmother’s house after Little Red Riding Hood had told him where she was going, then eaten her grandmother and dressed up in granny’s clothes so he could eat Miss Hood as well. Unfortunately the wolf’s plan was so well thought out that he actually succeeded. After eating Miss Hood and grandmother, the big bad wolf took a nap. Luckily A huntsman was just passing by and thought he would go visit granny. To his surprise he didn’t find her in her rocking chair like usually, instead he saw a big fat wolf lying in the bed. The huntsman immediately realized what had happened and took out his knife and cut the beast’s belly open, freeing Miss Hood and grandmother. Both of them were surprisingly unharmed, but according to doctors they might experience some posttraumatic stress.

The wolf is now being charged of attempted murder and of eating a senior citizen. The Sherwood news will be reporting the case results tomorrow, when the court gives out their decision.